Oh Hello, Psycho.

Rebeka, Newcastle.
Everything gets queued, and it's all worth it. I don't have enough time to post actual thoughts, feelings or anything of any real worth on here, because trying to be a grown up sucks.
And as much as I dislike New Found Glory, I'd still pick my friends over you.

Liz Lemon: So we're good?
Tracy Jordan: Never better! I'm as happy as a clam that wants to kill some woman.

Tina Fey talking about her kids is my favourite.



I don’t like the way this makes it seem like women become hysterical and make bad decisions whenever they get their periods, all that really happens is some cramping, possible IBS-esque symptoms, and flucuations in energy and hunger. I know it’s a joke but so are “Oh! are you saying this cuz you’re on your period?” jokes.

(via sophiethefrog)


tina fey the mark twain prize speech (by Justin Hu)

"I’m not going to get emotional tonight… Because I’m a stone cold bitch."


Liz Lemon’s getting married (details), and here’s her Save the Date…

Oh my god. Sophie, look!



“And if I have to listen to one more grey-faced man with a $2 haircut explain to me what rape is, I’m going to lose my mind.”Tina Fey speaking at the Center for Reproductive Rights Inaugural Gala.

Oh, Tina

(via longhardroadoutofhell)

“ Jack? Why did you invite me here? Ugh, you’re going to murder me, aren’t you? Ah… It’s okay. ”

—    Liz Lemon - 30 Rock. The Shower Principal - S06E15
Jack Donaghy: Surprise. That's what the Donaghy method is all about. Use my techniques and I don't care who you're negotiating against, you'll win.
Liz Lemon: I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard! Hahahaha, you!

“ Urgh, you idiot! With your stupid face. You look like Gene Simmons had sex with a basset hound. ”

—    Liz Lemon - 30 Rock. S02E13 - Succession.