Oh Hello, Psycho.

Rebeka, Newcastle.
Everything gets queued, and it's all worth it. I don't have enough time to post actual thoughts, feelings or anything of any real worth on here, because trying to be a grown up sucks.
And as much as I dislike New Found Glory, I'd still pick my friends over you.

Liz Lemon: So we're good?
Tracy Jordan: Never better! I'm as happy as a clam that wants to kill some woman.

Tina Fey talking about her kids is my favourite.

jontronshat:

foggypebble:

I don’t like the way this makes it seem like women become hysterical and make bad decisions whenever they get their periods, all that really happens is some cramping, possible IBS-esque symptoms, and flucuations in energy and hunger. I know it’s a joke but so are “Oh! are you saying this cuz you’re on your period?” jokes.

(via sophiethefrog)

kellysue:

tina fey the mark twain prize speech (by Justin Hu)

"I’m not going to get emotional tonight… Because I’m a stone cold bitch."

hypervocal:

Liz Lemon’s getting married (details), and here’s her Save the Date…

Oh my god. Sophie, look!


WHAT THE WHAT!

politicsbuzz:

“And if I have to listen to one more grey-faced man with a $2 haircut explain to me what rape is, I’m going to lose my mind.”Tina Fey speaking at the Center for Reproductive Rights Inaugural Gala.

Oh, Tina

(via longhardroadoutofhell)

“ Jack? Why did you invite me here? Ugh, you’re going to murder me, aren’t you? Ah… It’s okay. ”

—    Liz Lemon - 30 Rock. The Shower Principal - S06E15
Jack Donaghy: Surprise. That's what the Donaghy method is all about. Use my techniques and I don't care who you're negotiating against, you'll win.
Liz Lemon: I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard! Hahahaha, you!

“ Urgh, you idiot! With your stupid face. You look like Gene Simmons had sex with a basset hound. ”

—    Liz Lemon - 30 Rock. S02E13 - Succession.