"Evil things have plans. They have things to do."
— Anya - Buffy The Vampire Slayer
"Hello, I’m Doctor Harold Spaceman. I’m known in the industry as the gay doctor because I always have a smile on my face… Because I have so many homosexual lovers."
"Jack? Why did you invite me here? Ugh, you’re going to murder me, aren’t you? Ah… It’s okay."
— Liz Lemon - 30 Rock. The Shower Principal - S06E15
"Nice try, Hazel. But you made the same mistake Mickey Rourke did on that catamaran, you didn’t kill me when you had the chance."
— Jenna Maroney - 30 Rock. The Shower Principal - S06E15
Can I just squeeze in here please?
"You know, a great place to meet vulnerable women is Weight Watchers. I did Watchers to stay pageant fit, but it was too much math for a six year old. Thank god I found cigarettes."
— Jenna Maroney - 30 Rock. S06E07 - Hey Baby, What’s Wrong?
Surprise. That's what the Donaghy method is all about. Use my techniques and I don't care who you're negotiating against, you'll win.
I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard! Hahahaha, you!
Oh my god, you will never believe what happened at school today.
Everybody started singing and dancing?
... I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
Oh my god, did it sing?