Oh Hello, Psycho.

Rebeka, Newcastle.
Everything gets queued, and it's all worth it. I don't have enough time to post actual thoughts, feelings or anything of any real worth on here, because trying to be a grown up sucks.
And as much as I dislike New Found Glory, I'd still pick my friends over you.

“ Evil things have plans. They have things to do. ”

—    Anya - Buffy The Vampire Slayer

"Hello, I’m Doctor Harold Spaceman. I’m known in the industry as the gay doctor because I always have a smile on my face… Because I have so many homosexual lovers."

“ Jack? Why did you invite me here? Ugh, you’re going to murder me, aren’t you? Ah… It’s okay. ”

—    Liz Lemon - 30 Rock. The Shower Principal - S06E15

“ Nice try, Hazel. But you made the same mistake Mickey Rourke did on that catamaran, you didn’t kill me when you had the chance. ”

—    Jenna Maroney - 30 Rock. The Shower Principal - S06E15

Can I just squeeze in here please?
Ovaries; BOOM. 

“ You know, a great place to meet vulnerable women is Weight Watchers. I did Watchers to stay pageant fit, but it was too much math for a six year old. Thank god I found cigarettes. ”

—    Jenna Maroney - 30 Rock. S06E07 - Hey Baby, What’s Wrong?
Jack Donaghy: Surprise. That's what the Donaghy method is all about. Use my techniques and I don't care who you're negotiating against, you'll win.
Liz Lemon: I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard! Hahahaha, you!
Dawn: Oh my god, you will never believe what happened at school today.
Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing?
Dawn: ... I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
Anya: Oh my god, did it sing?