“ Nice try, Hazel. But you made the same mistake Mickey Rourke did on that catamaran, you didn’t kill me when you had the chance. ”
— Jenna Maroney - 30 Rock. The Shower Principal - S06E15
“ You know, a great place to meet vulnerable women is Weight Watchers. I did Watchers to stay pageant fit, but it was too much math for a six year old. Thank god I found cigarettes. ”
— Jenna Maroney - 30 Rock. S06E07 - Hey Baby, What’s Wrong?