Oh Hello, Psycho.

Rebeka, Newcastle.
Everything gets queued, and it's all worth it. I don't have enough time to post actual thoughts, feelings or anything of any real worth on here, because trying to be a grown up sucks.
And as much as I dislike New Found Glory, I'd still pick my friends over you.




i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay


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“ You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness. ”

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blue-eyedlightning-bolt answered: i noticed that, it only seems to work going on actual blogs and searching it

Yeah, I just went through the tag on yours and found loads of posts I’d completely missed D:

Can someone explain why not all the posts that people tag #xkrankhaus show up when I search the tag?


New baby by @beastloaf666. Colour part II to come post-NYCC. ❤️❤️❤️


when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

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